Hi! I'm just a Joe-flow, easy-going, brilliant s.o.h. who likes to have sex with other lads/men. I am totaly straight looking/acting. Normal voice too. I have had relationships, but life was [B]more[/B] complicated then lol. I try never to repeat mistakes. (Not when there are millions of new ones I could be making!) To be honest, I've been in love and I've been loved. The tragedy of that is, it was never at the same time nor reciprocal. 'Plus ca change'! That's French for Ces't la Vie!(lol) I was in the army for a while, wicked laugh! Workwise, it's been varied : Barman; Telephonist; Waiter; Soldier/mechanic; Office Manager; Roofer; Publican; Sales; Builder; Skilled Technician; and I.T. Consultant.(Not in that order.) And yet my hands feel as if they've never done a day's work, ever. Like a baby's arse. It's true. I hold my High Schools' Pole-Vault Record! Not bad for someone who's 5'6" (1.68m). My mates tell me I'm good-looking. I'm really not that bothered about it. If I were bothered, I would DO something about it, like steal someone elses' face or something. Actually, that would be terribly difficult to do. I mean, when are you supposed to nick it? When they are not looking? In China, or perhaps Japan, they use the same word for accident and opportunity, which is great if you ever do an opportunity in your pants!! I'm very intelligent. I know how that sounds, but it is true. Mensa IQ 142. That's half the problem, I like to be brain-active 24/7. I don't tolerate fools gladly. I just would like to have someone with whom I can plan the rest of my life with. Someone who can go twenty minutes without going on about themselves and their woes. I have never had someone 'in my corner' as it were. No-one watching my back. No emotional support for anything, ever. People ask if I miss it? Miss what? I like mexican food, chinese, most things, but not fussed on marzipan or almond paste. Yuk! I don't drink Tea or Coffee and I find coffee-breath really unpleasant. Come to think of it, I don't actually own a kettle. Never use one. Did you know..? Mel Gib is an anagram of Big Melons. Why do anaesthetists travel in groups of two or more? Safety in numbers!! (its a pun on the word NUMB, see). An empty bottle walked into a pub. The landlord says "I'm not serving you, you're already drunk! Why don't you ask me when you see me, if you want...? Unless you're fat! In which case: Get a bike and come back in 5 years. . WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

Mi persona ideal: I quite like men with red hair but not the skanky-mingers, (you know who you are!) also, blond and jet, all colours really, except probably peuce.

I'm 5'6" so 5'1" - 5'10 is good for me.

All limbs must be accounted for, original and correctly attached.

Eyes must number 2 and be operational (unassisted).

Heart must be beating. No Vampires, Zombies, Undead etc..

I like muscular shoulders and biceps, and pits. So,
good overall shape appreciated.

Quite like the Irish accent, scouse (not the food), and dirty-talk.

Spitting can be quite good fun, occassionally.

You're the top!

I'm just the Boss.

Easy going, open and honest, caring, kind, thoughtful, strong, like-minded (that'll be testing) complimentary not contrary, critic but not critique.

Friend, companion, lover, confidente and soul-mate, without stifling, oppressive, self-motivated agenda.

My Ideal guy would be John Arne Riise or Joey Barton or a twin of either but not a clone or a looks-e-likey.

I love the feel of firm taut 'ex-con' washboard abs, solid broad chest and shoulders, biceps and armpits but that all pales by comparison to the cock.If it's perfect, my idea of perfect, well.. Who knows. Two hot n horny lads, full on body contact. Also like losing at westling and getting 'pinned' down.

My Ideal person would love animals as I do. Medium-rare.lol

My Ideal Man would find the following joke amusing:

Q : How do you make a squirrel bark?

A : Pour petrol on it, set it alight. WOOF!!

Love dirty talk.