It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

Mi persona ideal: You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

Cuenta una de tus fantasías sexuales favoritas. No te reprimas.:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Sexo anal, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Beso negro, Tríos, Intercambio de ropa, Masturbaición mutua, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Un poco de cada uno, Breathing

¿Has fantaseado sobre el hecho de tener sexo con una celebridad? ¿Quién? ¿Qué es lo que te calienta sobre ellos?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
He tenido cybersexo bastante a menudo.

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