[SIZE 2][I]The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely," and go on till you come to the end: then stop."[/I][/SIZE] So Me, Myself, and I sat down to update our profile. Sometimes the inner trialoge can say more than all the well-crafted paragraphs combined.... [BLOCKQUOTE][COLOR green][B]Me:[/B][/COLOR] Ok guys. The dick pics are up, time to get this profile written. Ideas? [COLOR darkred][B]Myself:[/B][/COLOR] That's easy, dude. It's a sex site. You're a man. This die is cast...make it physical and explicit. [COLOR darkblue][B]I:[/B][/COLOR] Not necessarily. You are single, and don't want to go through the rest of your life that way. Talk about yourself and the friendships and relationships you would like as well. [COLOR darkred][B]Myself:[/B][/COLOR] Gimmie a break, I. Here? Look around. It's Economics 101, law of supply and demand and all that. Too many chasing too few. And you're on the too many side, buddy. Get your priorities straight. It's play time, not pal time. [COLOR darkblue][B]I:[/B][/COLOR] That does not mean you should ignore your other desires. Myself thinks in one dimension and uses the wrong head. Sex is good, but a shadow of what it could be without a deeper connection, a bond of some sort. [COLOR darkred][B]Myself:[/B][/COLOR] Wrong again, relationship-boy. It's the World's Largest Sex & Swinger Community, not the World's Largest "Find Your Soulmate and Live Happily Everafter" Community. Put the right topic in the right place. [COLOR green][B]Me:[/B][/COLOR] He has a point.... [COLOR darkblue][B]I:[/B][/COLOR] I beg to differ. Neither of you see the larger picture. Me, sex is as much what's in your mind as what's in your hand...it's all about pleasing as well as being pleased. So finding a connection is finding the whole, not just the half. Your desire for something more is entirely appropriate here. And don't forget the things that Myself belittles, the simple touch or gazing into another's eyes are what ignites the spark. [COLOR darkred][B]Myself:[/B][/COLOR] Then riddle me this, oh pontificating one. Why the crotch shots? [COLOR green][B]Me:[/B][/COLOR] My bad. [COLOR darkblue][B]I:[/B][/COLOR] You already said it, Myself...this is a sex site. And one side of the pleasure equation, where you are doing what brings [I]you[/I] excitement. [COLOR darkred][B]Myself:[/B][/COLOR] I man speaks with forked tongue. He's trying to have his cake and eat it too. [COLOR darkblue][B]I:[/B][/COLOR] And why not? There is no point in having cake if you can't eat it. [COLOR green][B]Me:[/B][/COLOR] Enough. This is getting ridiculous, and all we have is "man seeks intimate relationship." That's original. C'mon guys, get with the plan....[/BLOCKQUOTE]

Mi persona ideal: .

"It seems very pretty," she said when she had
finished it, "but it's rather hard to understand!"
(You see she didn't like to confess, even to herself,
that she couldn't make it out at all.) "Somehow it
seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't
exactly know what they are!"

A few things I enjoy sharing with a partner.

• Deep, passionate kissing while sitting in the dark...telling our most intimate secrets...
• Slow massages, the kind so magical you drift happily into sleep...
• Someone who enjoys having her hair gently stoked and teased (we all have our fetishes)...
• Boots and black stockings in her wardrobe (another weakness)...
• Enjoying the cool at the end of a long summer day, watching fireflies dance in the growing dusk...
• Respect...and friendship.