UPDATE: Just here for basic, balanced chatting and nothing else through email on this site ONLY...NO MEETS and NO SEX!!! My rules of conduct here are quite simple, so please listen up: ➊ Again, NO MEETS and NO SEX. I'm ONLY here for the sake of chatting, pen pals and for my own personal online purposes/entertainment. ➋ Contact me ONLY for the right reason of pen pals. ➌ No chatting elsewhere. This means no chatting on other sites, through external emails or IM programs or through external apps, phone, texting, etc... . Email me here on this site ONLY. IM on this site almost never works, so it's best if you just email me on the site. Besides that, I have no points to use to open the IM's of most people who write me. ➍ Keep chat clean (no sexting or sexually-based chatting, please). Your chats should be kept general, decent, basic, non-sexual, balanced and respectful while interacting with me. ➎ Media - No picture or name trading. I have no interest to see your pics or to trade mine, nor will I share my real name. I don't cam. No requests to watch your cam. ➏ Respect what’s written here and communicate accordingly to my rules or please don't contact me at all. ➐ No ignoring, that’s rude! That means that whether or not we see eye to eye, disagree on something or find clashing material between us both, be an ADULT to properly conduct yourself politely, respectfully and communicate...even if that simply means a courteous closure or disengagement of conversation. ➑ If you are working (even on break), don't contact me unless/until you have free and dedicated time off the clock to make contact with us balanced and priority without interruptions and with your undivided attention. This also goes for any conversation and interaction with me. Make sure you have dedicated time to do so! If IM'ing, be mindful that it's a live-based platform designed for real-time, balanced conversations. If you email me, keep communications on a fairly regular basis (a minimum of twice a week I think would be an acceptable measure). ➒ Communicate, communicate, communicate! If you are busy, must step away, need to leave for the day, won't be around the site for a while, etc... please have the courtesy to communicate that to me. There's nothing worse than waiting around forever for replies that never get returned from those who rudely just walk away in mid-conversations. ➓ Don’t come off like a total ass, unless you like consequence for it. I’m a Princess. Treat me with respect and class and contact me only for the right reasons, as outlined on this very profile. That's all I ask. If you choose to be rude, ignore me, block me, retort, act immature, get snarky/sarcastic, retaliate or in any other way come off vile, stank and rude, you will make it to the public Hall of Shame community boards. Don't be that guy who gains poor reputation and loses all odds, due to his own poor behavioral issues and choices! Fair warning. ➊➊ Don't get pissed at me, judge me or attempt to mock me for the reason that this profile turned out this way with all of these rules in place. It's the majority of you men who have forced women to become this way through your very own poor behavior and poor choices of conduct. To cover my bases from those who tell me that not everyone's profile is updated or that they all don't mean what they say, listen up! This profile is kept up to date at all times. If you see me signed on, it’s up to date as we speak. I mean every word of what I say in the description contents and this applies to everyone who reads this 24/7/365. If my situation or search were to ever change, so would the contents of this profile immediately to reflect any updates or changes. Do not contact me with completely irrelevant inquiry and tell me that most other women's profiles are outdated, so you had to ask something that's outside of what's outlined on my profile. You all know for certain that if you see me signed on, my profile criteria is entirely kept up to date at all times and I mean everything I say here at all times. Got it? :) Note: This site and the people who reside here continually go from bad to worse. Because of those facts, I generally only make an appearance once in a while anymore on this site. I try to keep it regular, but that always doesn't happen due to the massive level of frustration, bombardment, idiocy, rudeness, ignorance, technical issues with the site's performance and other forms of nonsense I constantly deal with on here. So keep that in mind when communicating and expect delays in returned replies.

Mi persona ideal: IF / UNTIL I’m back on here actively seeking someone, please disregard the following:
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Be sane, be clean, be d/d free, be able to hold a conversation, have a sense of humor and please live local within no more that 30-40 minutes from me. I don’t care much of your status, whether single, married or have a gf. Just be honest about all things with me and we should do just fine.

It's absolutely comical that men would leave negative and false testimonials to my profile (which I gladly "Approved" to be posted) out of retaliation and ego tactics, when in fact I have the proof which disproves those claims. It's a blast to see them self-incriminate their own self and odds of success around here by proving to the world that they're a buffoon publicly to the entire community of women and followers who they're trying to impress and meet with. Classic! What a blast it is to sit here, literally do nothing at all but mind my own business and then get verbally abused, bawled out, cursed at, retaliated on, mocked, made fun of, lied about and all other forms of abuse, harassment and nonsense...all for literally minding my own business quietly here and being pounced on by a hoard of dingbats. No mystery why about zero real women exist on site, chat to men or meet them these days, eh?