I'm quirky and silly, I laugh a lot. I'm pretty bossy on the streets and a sub in the sheets. I friggin' love Oreos!

Mi persona ideal: I'm straight but occasionally I like ladies.
I'm kinda kinky but also shy.
I like a man who can take control and also be a big sweetheart.
looking for an SD.

Some things you should know.

I will make fun of you and pretty much everything you say,
you have been warned.

No, I don't want a dick pic.

Do not ask me to hang out within the first 24 hours of talking.
Patience is a virtue.

My sense of humor is not for the faint of heart.

Yes, I realize you guys are here because you're horny.

I don't get Turned on in a conventional way.
No, that doesn't mean what you just thought.

No, I don't want cum on my face, it burns my eyes.

I talk a lot, I have an opinion and no filter. Don't act surprised.

I'm a person, not a pornstar.

If I don't answer your IM right away stay calm. Patience is a what?

Yes, you have competition. lol. So be charming.

Still here?

Nice. You have completed the first obstacle.
If you are only a little annoyed with me then I most likely won't think you're a complete ass. Congrats!

On to obstacle 2.
Now that you can't start with
"wanna see my dick?" or
"Let's hang out"
what will you say?

Hint: Honestly, I'm impossible.
Please be respectful.

P.S. I honestly do not mean to offend. I'm just being me and you're just being you. If we don't click, there is no reason to take it personally.

and finally, don't care if this pisses you off. No need to tell me.

Cuenta una de tus fantasías sexuales favoritas. No te reprimas.:
I don't know if this counts as a fantasy. I have a recurring
dream where I'm at a party wearing a sexy long red dress
that has still down both sides that come up below my hips.
I'm standing outside on a big porch; everyone is inside
dancing. A man that I've been making eyes at all night
comes up behind me. I can't see him but I know it's
him. He puts his hands on my legs and slides them all the way
up. he pulls my panties aside and starts playing with me.
He unbuckles his belt, unzips his pants and takes me from
behind....then I wake up super wet.

¿Con qué sitio fantaseas para tener un encuentro sexual?:
Un vehículo en movimiento (ej. automóvil), Un cine, Bajo una cascada, Una piscina o bañera caliente, Un ascensor, Una habitación de hotel

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Bondage ligero, Azotes, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Vendar los ojos

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Atracción física, Fetiches iguales/parecidos, Libre disposición a discutir y probar lo que sea

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
Todavía no pero quiero intentarlo definitivamente.

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