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joannarocks 54M
84 entradas
15/4/2021 6:27 pm
Can't think what to call this one.


Since it's now silly o'clock in the morning and I'm up in a few hours anyway I thought I'd take a look at the technical bits on this here site. I have a by line..... I know!!! Me!!! Techno twat is growing up. In almost feel like I have an 'ology' (lost on the youngsters, but for me Maureen Lipton was a goddess) I'm so proud, it really is the little things in life.

Size isn't everything after all. ..... Yeah right.... If it's not length, girth is always good (never going to say no to that) if you are positively chipolata, then make it chipolata with attitude, no one likes a sad, sorry and grumpy chipolata. Live life on the edge make it the most arrogant chipolata on the block, something others can only imagine from afar..... Well probably not that far... Not in reality.

Now when it comes to boobs I feel I can talk with some authority, for years untold everyone I was a 36 dd. Actually that makes me sound like I used to run up to people telling them what my bust size was like a form of tourettes. I didn't honest. I shall clarify, if asked, I would say I was a 36dd, cos that sounded, largeish and firm with cheeky perky nipples, and I'm fairly sure the page 3 girls always seemed to specialise in that size. So where was I going with this?? Yes right so basically I didn't have a scoobies and made it up. Fast forward into Victoria's secret, to buy a cheeky little bondage style bra , it's suggested by what seemed a 14 year old assistant to get measured properly so I can see if they have my size. Do you know I didn't even know you could get EEE size (not as in eee lass that's a pair of knockers on you) needless to say Victoria's secret don't cater for outsized chesticles. Bit ironic really cos my 36EEE's needed some firm bondage style bra, my puppies are always going to need strict discipline . Those girls with dainty little buds will never experience the same unruliness....

So just in case anybody was wondering, intense, firm thighed stamina blessed lover of my dreams hasn't arrived on my doorstep just yet..... Gonna hold out another couple of days and then lower the standards....

just joanna


lindoboy100 61H
23969 entradas
15/4/2021 11:31 pm



EEE by 'eck lass, but it's true........it's a pair and a half! Ooftah!

Another great post McRocks, you write well, and you're very funny with it!


agelesssexylegs 80M
1145 entradas
16/4/2021 12:16 am

Well at least these days more manufacturers are into the bigger chested ladies and if you do your research there are some lovely sexy lingerie sets out there,i should know as i have bought plenty though forever losing my tiny g strings to admirers


GrandpaFuchs 58H
4 entradas
24/4/2021 4:54 am

Im a member of a networking group, and we have a guy in there that does scaffolding..... Just saying


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