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How big is your pickle?
How big is your pickle? I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people.... Pickle on the side. "Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...." It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears. "I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth." From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing. "Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!" I was now laughing too. "That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big." "It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle." And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor. I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again. |
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Great blog funny
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Great blog funny
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Jerkin' a gherkin Will my dill do?
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Jerkin' a gherkin Will my dill do?
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Did it explode all over the place when you bit into it?
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Nice
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How funny!!!!!! Without question the funniest thing I heard today You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now. You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me
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lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad what sauce was in the pickle?
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sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle have fun with your pickles
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lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad what sauce was in the pickle? Lust was zu schreiben? [post Privater Briefkasten Privat Mailbox (private Mailbox)
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sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle have fun with your pickles
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How funny!!!!!! Without question the funniest thing I heard today You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now. You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me I love pussies and adore nice dicks
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mgs me for seen my big and hard one
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mgs me for seen my big and hard one
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Now I have acraving for pickles
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All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
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visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
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visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
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All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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15/1/2021 3:07 pm |
Now I have acraving for pickles
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Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
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Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
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Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
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Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle. Vive La Difference
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It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
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All yours for the taking!
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Oooh.... Mystery pickle! You never quite know what you're going to get!
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I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
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It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
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All yours for the taking!
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my first thought was...how BIG was the jar that the pickle came in ? Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morn coffee.
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8/1/2021 3:48 am |
I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
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my pickle is so big it can make three men proud and women gasp my pickle is so big it has made men cry and women quiver and yet... it is always just a bite short to finish my smoked meat sandwich
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My pickle is not to hold and taste. View my video and let me know your thoughts.
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8/1/2021 2:32 am |
my pickle is so big it can make three men proud and women gasp my pickle is so big it has made men cry and women quiver and yet... it is always just a bite short to finish my smoked meat sandwich there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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there is only one way to find out come see
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My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
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Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
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I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
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I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
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lmfaooooo
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guess a pickle can be as big as you want it. I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
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So....? How did it taste? 🤔
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there is only one way to find out come see
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My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
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Or an idiotic reply from you.
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7/1/2021 6:55 pm |
Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
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I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
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I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
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7/1/2021 6:00 pm |
lmfaooooo
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guess a pickle can be as big as you want it. I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
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So....? How did it taste? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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