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How big is your pickle?  

secret_lade 49M
14127 entradas
7/1/2021 5:23 pm
How big is your pickle?


I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people....

Pickle on the side.

"Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...."

It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth."

From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing.

"Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!"

I was now laughing too.

"That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big."

"It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle."

And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor.

I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again.

secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
4/2/2021 3:57 pm

Thank you, I'm glad you like.


8inch7thick 48H
16 entradas
4/2/2021 3:24 pm

Great blog funny


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
3/2/2021 5:37 pm

Ha ha ha ha Very good!


hangie1000 65H
18 entradas
3/2/2021 9:04 am

Jerkin' a gherkin

Will my dill do?


Wok2016 42H  
599 entradas
31/1/2021 8:19 am

Did it explode all over the place when you bit into it?


616NSA2021 25H
13 entradas
30/1/2021 7:53 pm

Nice


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
30/1/2021 1:49 pm

    Cita BiSussi:
    How funny!!!!!!
    Without question the funniest thing I heard today

    You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
    I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

    You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me
glad you enjoyed!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
30/1/2021 1:49 pm

    Cita stringtime666:
    lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
    what sauce was in the pickle?
No sauce... Just pickle seeds.


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
30/1/2021 1:47 pm

    Cita OlBlueEyz46:
    sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

    have fun with your pickles
It was a tasty pickle! Yum! LOL


stringtime666 62H
1128 entradas
29/1/2021 1:37 am

lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
what sauce was in the pickle?

Lust was zu schreiben? [post Privater Briefkasten Privat Mailbox (private Mailbox)


OlBlueEyz46 57H  
769 entradas
28/1/2021 10:58 pm

sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

have fun with your pickles


BiSussi 63M
1405 entradas
28/1/2021 12:39 pm

How funny!!!!!!
Without question the funniest thing I heard today

You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
26/1/2021 1:42 pm

    Cita prems12:
    mgs me for seen my big and hard one
Hmmmm.... Might have to translate this one.


prems12 38H
2 entradas
26/1/2021 5:44 am

mgs me for seen my big and hard one


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
16/1/2021 3:50 pm

I love pickles....


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
16/1/2021 3:49 pm

    Cita lonlyforlove2:
    All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
You enjoy and be safe as well!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
16/1/2021 3:49 pm

    Cita iraduu:
    visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
It doesn't look all that hard in your pic...


iraduu 43H
3598 entradas
16/1/2021 7:31 am

visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard


lonlyforlove2 81H
32704 entradas
15/1/2021 7:10 pm

All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


DiscreteDguy 38H

15/1/2021 3:07 pm

Now I have acraving for pickles


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
9/1/2021 5:13 pm

    Cita tickles4us:
    Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
I certainly did!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
9/1/2021 5:13 pm

    Cita pagancountrygirl:
    Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
Ha ha ha ha.... No. I ended up using a plastic knife and fork to cut it into smaller, bite sized pieces. Although, if I didn't think my churchy coworkers would get all offended, that would have been hilarious.


pagancountrygirl 66M
6466 entradas
9/1/2021 2:03 pm

Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 62H
7262 entradas
9/1/2021 6:04 am

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 4:05 pm

    Cita citizen4722:
    It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
A fickle pickle! LOL


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 4:04 pm

Thank you!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 4:04 pm

Oooh.... Mystery pickle! You never quite know what you're going to get!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 4:02 pm

    Cita mc_justmc:
    I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!
Pickle envy... LOL


citizen4722 66H  
74582 entradas
8/1/2021 9:12 am

It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle


Panman7272 56H
3 entradas
8/1/2021 8:06 am

All yours for the taking!


danceswithtrees 64H
2425 entradas
8/1/2021 4:26 am

my first thought was...how BIG was the jar that the pickle came in ?

Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morn coffee.


mc_justmc 63H

8/1/2021 3:48 am

I've never had pickle envy until now, thanks!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 3:32 am

    Cita dogslife2live01:
    my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
    and women gasp
    my pickle is so big it has made men cry
    and women quiver
    and yet... it is always just a bite short
    to finish my smoked meat sandwich
oh my.... LOL!


BMW0428 59H
33 entradas
8/1/2021 3:28 am

My pickle is not to hold and taste. View my video and let me know your thoughts.


dogslife2live01 71H

8/1/2021 2:32 am

my pickle is so big it can make three men proud
and women gasp
my pickle is so big it has made men cry
and women quiver
and yet... it is always just a bite short
to finish my smoked meat sandwich

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:52 am

    Cita bozz962:
    there is only one way to find out come see
I think I can kinda see it on your profile pic....


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:45 am

    Cita Panman7272:
    My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..
That's quite a pickle!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:43 am

    Cita benard69:
    Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!
This thing was a giant dill pickle. It reminded me of the ones you see in the giant jars at the bar.


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:40 am

    Cita flannel_light:
    I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁
Good for you!! We all need a taste of the pickle every once in a while....


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:38 am

    Cita Skinfix:
    I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.
Arlo Guthrie! I haven't heard that song in forever.... Always makes me laugh.


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:34 am

You're welcome!


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:34 am

    Cita 69ereatwetpussy:
    guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

    I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.
It's not really about the size of the pickle..... More the way it's used.


secret_lade 49M
9227 entradas
8/1/2021 12:30 am

It tasted like a dill pickle. It was pretty tasty, actually.


bozz962 65H
22 entradas
7/1/2021 7:24 pm

there is only one way to find out come see


Panman7272 56H
3 entradas
7/1/2021 7:13 pm

My pickle continues to grow for you as you lick it. If you're good it could get to 7 inches and hard to get out of the jar..


Skinfix 79H  
179 entradas
7/1/2021 7:12 pm

Or an idiotic reply from you.


benard69 66H/66M  

7/1/2021 6:55 pm

Probably the Grand Daddy of all Gherkins!


flannel_light 61M
4586 entradas
7/1/2021 6:48 pm

I will be tasting that 🥒 Sunday. Yes girl just need that 🥒😁

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Skinfix 79H  
179 entradas
7/1/2021 6:47 pm

I don't want a pickle. I wanna ride my motor sickel.


YellaNation 49H

7/1/2021 6:00 pm

lmfaooooo


69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 entradas
7/1/2021 5:45 pm

guess a pickle can be as big as you want it.

I was not blessed with a big pickle sorry to say.


Paulxx001 66H
22642 entradas
7/1/2021 5:38 pm

So....?
How did it taste? 🤔


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