5/12 NOT new to this site but haven't been around. Standard member so message me if you want. That is the only way I can reply. I need someone who wants to have some good adult fun, likes the Rangers, and isn't afraid to get sweaty. lol. Hit me up and let see if we can make a connection. Muah!!!! 12/11 Guys, read the profile. I am not Barbie and I don't want your homelife drama. This time around on AFF has been time consuming and has not produced anything yet.:( Is everyone having that problem?? Is there another site that is better? Where are the men who want a great evening of wine, food, and sex??? giggles... 10/11 Hey all! I haven't been on in a while but now I think it is time to wave my freak flag for a bit. lol. Hit me up, I like a face picture as well any others that you show your good side...Muah..Kel Hi, read all of my profile! lol. It helps if you get what I am saying. If not then there is an awkward meeting and me looking at you like your some sort of dill hole. lol. <--see you have to get my humor first off! I am fun, not clingy (could actually care less),love me some good sex, and overall not real concerned what your major hang ups in life are. Big cheesy grin!!I like good red wine, a tawny port is my favorite. I have no problem with drinking a Shiner and just hanging out either. I, like many on here, have had my time wasted by "no shows", $**t talkers using their brothers pics or a pic from 10 years ago. Lets keep it real so no one gets their feelings hurt. Deal? lol. I have met great people on here so I know if you can filter through the facades then it is worth it! NOT into the bored married man so please don't ask. Bring your wife along and then we can talk. lol. Happy hunting my aff friends and remember to be safe no matter what. One thing I know for sure is men lie...oh and so do women!! giggles.. Now what does this winter hold? heehee. [B]Do not mistake my kindness for weakness, I'll give you my undivided attention when you are here but then you have to go.[/B][/I][COLOR sienna][/COLOR] Wow, so many things to say. People meet and do not click, it happens. Not a biggie, do not come with expectations. I tend to take things as they come and not fret to much about all the ticky dot stuff that comes along with it. If you can enjoy dinner, a movie, amazing sex, and breakfast(which you must provide :) without any drama then please read on.....lol I cannot cook, I pay someone to clean my house, I work , and I am a single parent lol... my point is that my time is very limited just like everyone's is. I have "unexpected" availability at the oddest times it seems like. Actually meeting me is the hardest part, once we meet and [I][B]if [/B][/I]we click then late nite possibilities are aplenty.;) This is why I am on here because conventional ways of meeting people are time consuming. I am not looking to sleep with everyone on this site ;)...I am actually picky like most people. Oh yeah, you need to be able to hold a conversation, be courteous, AND get off more than once (yes in the same evening)! :D I do not claim to be Barbie or to even give a good blowjob (sux, I know. lol)[SIZE 2][I][B] BUT[/B][/I][/SIZE]if we have chemistry then hang on the ride is [COLOR darkblue][SIZE 2]AMAZING!!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE 4][/SIZE][COLOR indigo][/COLOR][SIZE 4][/SIZE]{=}{=}[B][/B][SIZE 4][/SIZE]

Mi persona ideal: I am looking for a man, or possibly a woman, that would like a friend with benefits. This means that sex is there but so is an intelligent conversation or even a shopping spree. I need a happy medium right now and I know someone has to want that right??? Lol

***Eye to Eye orgasms, just love them even more now.***

Now that I "know", no average dicks please. Size matters indeed! LOL Knowing how to use a dick appropriately is a beautiful thing.

****Disclaimer: The following hints are what me and the girls talked about sitting in my courtyard drinking Stoli. Not directed at anyone particular just men in general.****

I keep hearing how intimidating this list is...Don't shoot the messenger....giggle

Just a hint or two: "Umm that feels great" Does not mean go faster! LOL. Kiss my pussy like you kiss me, long, slow, and with your entire mouth.
Ladies are not getting off guys. u must b able to go more than once. Once for me and once for you....if ur good then we can go together on the third round!!lol
Foreplay...some guys don't go down and I do not get that...it's pussy..warm, wet, what is not to like about it?
Women like to watch guys cum....so let us!
Women get bored really, really fast....that does not mean u have to get off faster, take your time and keep our attention
The best sex is impulse sex...DO NOT keep us waiting!
When sex is amazing then go with it, it won't last forever!!
If u wanna tag along for girls nite out, you prolly won't like it. LOL
Just cause we like sex does not make us sluts...respect is a must.
DO NOT STALK US!!! LOL
Be on time.
We all agree that looks are not everything, knowing how to use what you have and use it DAMN well will get men much farther than they think.
Women like to feel "butterflies" do not get hinky and think we are in love.
GLASS TOYS ROCK!!!
Condoms,what do (some) men not get???
Do we need to mention foreplay again???? All women love a massage...try it!^
What is with the ass slapping? heehee
For the record...YES we fake it sometimes!

Guys, everything is appreciated....DO NOT let women lie to you!!!
Ha ha, no wonder guys loose girls attention. Try something non-committal...say a baseball game???? (nothing like a blow job in the parking lot after the game!)
Am I a man trapped in a womans body? I am starting to wonder myself. lmao !
Age is a factor...leaving it at that.
Are there guys out there that REALLY don't like blow jobs?

Cuenta una de tus fantasías sexuales favoritas. No te reprimas.:
Hot man, good wine, big fire, and EBAY!!! haha! You know
that turns you on! :) <br><br>
<br><br>
okay, Shooter Jennings, Me, Kid Rock. The most erotic white
trash threesome EVER!!!! <br><br> <br><br>
<br><br> ****9/08 FULLFILLED FANTASY****
LOL. And please let me share that if was mind-blowing f'n HOT!!!haha!!!
An unexpected phone call in the middle of the night saying
"I am here." No talking required from that point
on.

¿Con qué sitio fantaseas para tener un encuentro sexual?:
Your bed.Your comfort zone. Your in control.

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Beso negro, Juego con alimentos, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica, Vendar los ojos, Masajes

¿Has tenido cibersexo alguna vez?:
No estoy seguro / Prefiero no especificar

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